ET don’t text married man!!!!

January 1, 2010

Submitted by R.

MV Thanks dad. I’m thrilled to know your penis is oozing.

August 26, 2009

MV

Submitted by L.

CP Broke out in a terrible 4-day rash – doctor says I am allergic to sexing

August 13, 2009

CP

Submitted by A.

TC is insignificant. just wanted to clarify that for anyone who may have thought otherwise. p.s. go fuck yourself.

August 3, 2009

TC

BH I’ve been trying to get out of the house for 3 hrs but I’ve been stuck on this toilet!

August 3, 2009

BH

Submitted by T.